crockshits

Lots, a lot, loads, tons.

We are going to make crockshits of cash.

by Cydne Washington December 29, 2008

crocs

When the girl in class who thinks she has a boy wears crocs to school, she'll sit where the boy can see her feet, then slip out of her crocs so she's only in socks for a while. at least, until the bell rings.

boy: hey you know I don't actually care about either your crocs or your feet right???
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*

by I KAN SPEL March 31, 2022

Crockpot Zit

A slow-festering, painful acne cyst. The zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. When it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn't feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.

Madison: Dang, I've had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it's not even a full-on zit yet!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."


Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!

by Rawesome January 14, 2009

crock of shite

See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.

"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."

by Kelly December 22, 2004

crockford

The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.

Tim did another crockford last night.

by aps2008 March 19, 2008

chris crocker

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.

Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

Crockstar

noun

A inconsequential person who talks a big game, but their big talk is just a crock of shit because they never do what they say they will.

"Crockstar" is the antonym to, and should not be confused with a "Rockstar".

That guy is such a crockstar. Time after time, he has offered to things and then always has an excuse to offer, but no results.

by RamHemiTX September 10, 2011