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Critical Race Theory

Critical Race Theory is mostly a Republican dog whistle meant to scare uneducated white parents
by Soul_Driver November 5, 2021
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Critty Bo

Inspired by the first person to ghostride a moving vehicle, Critty Bo is a mixed drink first created at Bates College. It is a mixture of Sunny D and Vodka (usually the cheapest variety). The drink is usually mixed and consumed in 1 gallon Sunny D jugs.
Throw it up for Critty Bo, baby, and drink the Critty Bo jawn!
by Critty Bo Disciples May 2, 2007
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Critical

A situation that is unbelievable, crazy or downright scandalous.
"You watch that Lakers game? Kobe scored 50! That's criticial!"

"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay
by JAYRMe August 8, 2010
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Critters

Person 1: I WILL CUT OFF THEIR CRITTERS AND FEET IT TO THEM
Person 2: Critters ???
Person 1: *wiggles toes* critters

Person A: P U T Y O U R C R I T T E R S A W A Y
Person B: N O *SCREECHES*
God: Why did I make you
by AwkwardMandork October 10, 2018
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Moon Critter

A person of African American descent who is looting during the evening hours and can only be spotted by the light of the moon.
My car was stolen last night and it looks like a group of moon critters are the culprit.
by bootyliciouss808 January 1, 2010
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critical mass

pronounced: /KRIT-ik-ul MAS/

1. (noun) In physics, a measurable point at which a reaction becomes self-sustaining or self-increasing without external force

2. (noun) In sex, the moment when an orgasm is inevitable.

3. (noun) An emotional state of a large group of people which reaches a crescendo (such as in an angry mob or in a concert).

4. (noun) In traffic, the state of having too many cars on the road to effectively move.
1. The atom bomb is intentionally pushed beyond the point of critical mass to create an explosion.

2. When I was fucking my ho, I had to pull out before critical mass so she wouldn't get pregnant.

3. We'd better pull out the riot gear -- this crowd is reaching critical mass.

4. The Interstate has reached critical mass, it's bumper-to-bumper out there!
by Marcus Wright March 25, 2009
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critical maz

the point of extreme pressure right before ejaculation.
gad damn!open wide bitch*pant*,im at critical maz motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!
by sleepy bugenbrow May 26, 2008
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