credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.

the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2011

Credophilia

Referring to someone who has a need for a belief or beliefs, and is uncritical about which or what they might be. You might find it useful when you encounter 'new age' types who are into crystals, feng shui, tarot cards, astrology: anything so long as it sustains belief.

To feel the need to believe in things just for the sake of believing, and be utterly unconcerned with any evidence for and against. The root of all religion.

Mary: I went to a tarot card reader earlier and she told me I would be in good fortune this week, and my astrology chart says it too. So I'm going to bet my house on the Grand National.
Tom: You like believing things, don't you?
Mary: Yes, I've got credophilia

by Tsho1 March 13, 2012

credgie

Crotch wedgie

Hold on a second I gotta get this credgie out it kinda hurts!

by scottielovesme September 5, 2015

Ceder

Totally awesome lady who is totally amazing at everything, and always brings smiles wherever she goes. They will always listen and try to cheer u up no matter what. Everyone should have a Ceder in their life.

Man, Ceder is the best!

by Chassisthebest December 26, 2020

Creddy

Someone who pays for other people constantly; usually pays for someone better then them in a video game tournament

Wow, wahly really is a creddy he always pays for aut6psy to carry him

by Shelikesitdeep January 2, 2021

crecel

An amazing girl who can make anyone laugh even when they are sad. She is a fighter and even though her life isn't ideal, she will keep pushing. A Crecel is gorgeous and very smart even though it doesn't show as much in school. She has a group of friends she has known forever and will take a bullet for her. She is the type of person who you might not notice right away but as soon as you meet her, you will never forget her. However, she can never see the beautiful side of herself the way others can.

Crecel is not the type of being weak

by Live with it June 7, 2021

Creditless

Opposite of credible, someone unable to be believed or unreasonable to trust

“Grimm said Zombie Man got rover level guns? He’s creditless as fuck”

by Josias793 January 30, 2022