courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.

I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.

by littlebleu August 15, 2010

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courtesy chub

The slight erection one shows in appreciation of someone else.

Particularly in a non-sexual nude environment.

As opposed to a raging boner.

She noticed his courtesy chub after he checked her out from across the room.

by Psudonymsareterrible August 10, 2021

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Keurig Courtesy

The act of patiently performing tasks on the office Keurig machine.

I had to throw away someone else’s K-Cup and fill the reservoir, just to get a cup of coffee. But that’s OK, I don’t mind showing some Keurig Courtesy.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

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Courtesy Flush

Courtesy Flush: When you are with someone in a tight space or tight hotel room or on a bus or a plane, it's a courtesy to flush when the tip of the brown torpedo hits the water.

If you have to do a #2, can you please grant me a Courtesy Flush or a few courtesy flushes.

by Just havin a little fun June 21, 2025

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courtesy sister

A friend(no 'benefits') who's so close she's like a sister, or just is the mother of someone who calls you Uncle. (could be a former sexual partner, but who is only a friend now)

How many siblings do you have?

Well, I have 2 brothers, 2 sisters from my mom, & a half brother from my dad, & a courtesy sister I stilll keep in touch with.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 2, 2021

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