cougdar

The ability to detect a cougar (an older, single woman) in various social surroundings. A contraction of cougar and radar.

Yo dude, see that 40-year old chick? My cougdar is going wild. I'm going to go talk to her.

by miguel-ito October 27, 2007

Cougar Story

Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).

"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"

by Steve Enterprise October 8, 2008

Cougar Crack

Part of body exposed when a woman in her forties squats while wearing skinny jeans.

Sheila learned not to wear her skinny jeans while gardening when the college student from next door saw her Cougar Crack.

by debbie desmoines June 2, 2010

Coutaraus

A creature located within oak ridges. Is at it's most vicious state when hair is long and bushy like the MEXICAN TERRORIST it is. Will attack with any possible weapon ( Drumstick, knife, Dairy gloves)within arms reach. Only one of his kind found to date.

Crikey!, its a Coutaraus!

by Jim Nassium June 14, 2008

Cougarskank

a Cougarskank usually refers to a scantily dressed, trashy female who consistently preys on men much younger than herself. Hence obviously, as the name implies, a cougarskank combines the qualities of a hunting cougar and a whorish skank.

Cougarskank is on the prowl tonight

skank cougar

by nevskies December 6, 2009

Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014

cougar eyed

When you get checked out by a MILF

Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.

by ifuckedyourgirlinyourbed April 3, 2016