Contraditional

adj. Something that isn't just not traditional, it's actually against tradition

Contradtional predicate nominatives is starting with sentences

It is contraditional for Jews to eat pork, i think.


Not only did Holly have to ask Dave out on their first date, but they went to a buffet.

Even though Nashville is the country music capital, there are more rap radio stations.

For his last meal before he was executed, Jeffrey asked for clay pancakes with iron chips and fried cat heads wrapped in horse bacon

by bullzion January 1, 2009

contracism

When a person is given a treatment in his or her favor because of stereotypical attributes not necessarily merited.

Any seemingly racist remark or act that's made by a person out of good will; innocent assumptions made because of race.

A black president is given a longer grace period by his constituency than would a white one. That's contracism.

"Wong? Isn't he Japanese, or something like that? I bet he'd be the guy to see about doing these taxes."

"Don't African Americans have more bones than other humans?"

by creatorcreator October 15, 2009

contrabortion

A compound word of combining the two words contraception and abortion...

contraception is bad, abortion is murder, contrabortion is a horrible mix of the two.

I oppose all contrabortion measures

by newworddefiner March 10, 2012

Contradaction

Portmanteau of contradiction, (a statement that denies) and redaction, (the combining of multiple source materials into a single work).

A contradaction is a redaction which ultimately causes or requires a contradiction of previously established facts in one or more of its source materials.

All types of redactions, save for simple merged / combinative redactions, are contradictions because they all ultimately cause or require a contradiction to the previously established facts of one or more of the original source materials.

The Gospel Story, as understood and relayed by most Christians, is an effectual contradaction of the Four Gospel accounts; as it is an effectual supersessive redaction which favors the Fourth Gospel over the Synoptics, retroterpreting the Synoptics to match the Gospel of John.

by Gill Malankhoney (4) April 21, 2012

Contractual Rape

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.

Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.

by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012

Molasses Contra.

The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.

Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.

I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.

by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 6, 2010

Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.

"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"

by David newington April 13, 2020