A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

by hteb78 April 29, 2013

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by SolarRad75 June 8, 2020

barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.

"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

by clairebear31 May 6, 2010

no contest

Usually used when comparing things in a funny way.

One item is so vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.

Or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.

That bitch and this bitch? No contest my man. This bitch is the shit.

Xbox 360 and PS3? No contest, your shit just RRoDed your ass and my PS3 YLoDed.

Mac or PC? No contest there man, I figured out how to get PC on my Mac. 'cept the GPU sucks.

by Allen75 June 7, 2010

contemplicity

the quality or characteristic to assess the possible

She was in a state of constate contemplicity.

by Emily Saintus February 25, 2003

contemplated complacency

Premeditated acceptance of a certain condition or behaviour

Contemplated complacency is not always a reassuring option.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

contenda

ebonisisation of the standard english term "contender". in the hip-hop cultural setting it can be used in battles of all sorts ( as in the 5 elements) in getting bytches, and cash-money. it is about black on black hate

1: damn son! i coulda been a wu-tang contenda...

2: hip-hop is da main contenda offerin' da most in da project fo social transformation

by wu-tang contenda October 11, 2004