Commonwealth of Australia

A neoliberal oligarchy based in Canberra that somehow has jurisdiction over an entire continent. Has never held any international significance and its politically uninvolved population could not care less.

guy 1: so on Wikipedia the country's official name is the Commonwealth of Australia
guy 2: what the fuck is a commonwealth?

by leg_end November 14, 2021

battle a common foe

A new way of telling someone that you intend to take a crap.

"Man, I'll be right back...I gotta go battle a common foe."

by Goonies Crew January 12, 2008

common tate w

something that doesn’t exist

“common tate w” bro stfu andrew tate is never and will never right.

by short ass mf September 3, 2022

Common Sense

Noun.

A strong, inherit knowledge of the obvious. The lack of which is a key force in driving evolution.

Common sense told Jim that leaping into oncoming traffic was a bad idea.

by Zhypoh April 1, 2004

Cockpipe Cosmonaut

Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.

Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."

by Khrisiah June 9, 2010

Combonation

A country that exemplifies the phrase "Would you like to make it a combo?"

Damn America, you want fries with that combonation? Fatasses.

by Crunchberry May 13, 2009

common cat

Someone who is the same as most people and stealing a style or doing something just because most people do it.

Kelly: I saw so many people wear that same dress yesterday!
Katy: Oh My Gosh she is such a common cat
or...
Klein: So many people were at that party, like Katherine!
Kevin: Yea! but she's just one of those common cats

by Allison Mac. November 27, 2007