Condom

Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!

you'll get no love if you dont wear the glove!

by Joe May 25, 2004

Ear Condom

If you don't like Judas, Wear an ear condom next time

In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind. But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense. Judas kiss me if offenced, or wear an ear condom next time

by GEORGEOFF May 6, 2011

codomite

A codomite is a person who fucks fish.

Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

condom world

1. Store where you need to be 18 to enter, for obvious reasons. There are things in there which nobody should ever be forced to see.
2. The backbone of Puerto Rico's economy.

Alan: Why do you have so many Condom worlds.
Random Puerto Rican Student: I don't know. We're horny.

by Not Well Hung February 8, 2007

condom

The most underused piece of material in the teenage world.

Beth: we should use a condom
Joe: no way those are so old school.

by candybabiiixoxo October 3, 2008

condom

wrap it be for you tap it

Brandon: Dude you need to make sure you wrap it befor you tap it(condom)

Nate: Damn man your right, i forgot about that, thanks man

by Brandon LA hood May 28, 2008

BYU condom

A synonym for blue jeans or Levi's. Brigham Young University (BYU) is owned by the Mormon church, which has very strict rules about chastity. A large number of BYU students regularly participate in Levi lovin' or dry humping, because they are trying to get it on without having real intercourse. So, in a sense, their jeans are protecting them from having sex.

Yeah, we were getting it on and I blew my load, but luckily I had on my BYU condom. I wonder if she noticed?

by poopstone July 11, 2006