colonia high school

A dumbass school for retarded ass niggas

Damn don’t date her, she go to colonia high school

by Wack city November 30, 2017

Colonavirusing

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus

John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing

by Dylan684 March 13, 2020

Coconut Mall’d

You just got COCONUT MALL’D.
Send this to your friends to Coconut Mall them.

Jamal: Hey dude look at this hilarious meme
Patrick: Okay
*meme of coconut mall*
Patrick got coconut mall’d

by muelbailey February 10, 2021

Leeds Coconut

A very painful form of punishment, made popular by gangsters in the United Kingdom, not many people know what it actually involves. Some say it does involve a coconut, others say it's the act of hitting a person on the head with a hammer.

1."I really pissed him off"

2."Really, why do you say that?"

1."He said he'd give me a Leeds Coconut!"

2."Oh shit, you'd better leave town!"

by Dazeel July 25, 2010

Total Colon Blowout

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.

Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.

by corn man June 2, 2012

Got hit in the face with a coconut

Had a real kick-ass time.

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.

by Girafimal April 24, 2010

Coconut-head

A round shaped cranium resembling a hairy dome,void of contents.

Brainless people, only space exsisting between the ears, surrounded by a coconut shell.

by Coconut friend of (Ms.Coconut head in space) May 22, 2005