clled

crusty and unshaven

dude, her "downstairs" is probbably all clled and smelly. ugh gross

by brettlover March 19, 2009

clue level

Level of being well informed. Usually used with the implication that the clue level is not high enough.

The sysadmin was showing his usual clue level, when I tried to explain the issue.

by brgafl July 7, 2008

Cluetting

Cluetting is often a misconception of the common term "Rusty Trumpet". This is of course a sexual act which is not strictly a homosexual act but is most common. A man will be standing naked and someone will blow into the recievers ass and reacharound said receiever and persist to masturbate at the same time. It is a trumendous show of skill to achieve this but is often frowned upon in a society which does not react well to particular bondage.

Cluetting is an often homosexual act. Commonly done if someone is tired of Nimmoing and wants to freshen things up in the bedroom or location of your choice.

by The Nimmoer July 24, 2009

Claedan

A guy that can be described with one word as loving. He'll do everything he can for the people he loves, and is always faithful and honest. He can sometimes be cheeky and enjoys a laugh with his mates, but is also very serious. He will be passionate about something whether it be music, sport, school, or his career. If you find a guy like Claedan, be sure to say hello.

Girl 1: omg. i was out last night, and i think i totally met a Claedan.

Girl 2: aww thats so cute. howd you know he was a claedan.
Girl 1: well i dropped my purse, and i didnt know. and he came up and gave it back, and then walked me home and he was so sweet.
Girl 2: Wow. I am so jealous.

by ifoundtheone! July 3, 2010

Cued the Cat

To over-reach in the development of a technology product or service by adding excessive features that have a detrimental impact on the user-base or are perceived to have no positive value.

Akin to "jumping the shark" in media culture and illuminating a phase transition or bifurcation point, where a once potentially viable technology is deemed detrimental or excessive in problematic aspects due to its overloading of function.

Based to the late 1990s Digital Convergence Corporation cat-shaped handheld bar-code scanner known as the "CueCat" and referential to the theory of over-optimization and technocentrism expressed by Harvard Business professor Clayton Christensen and his "Innovator's Dilemma" and "Innovator's Solution" works.

Google was an awesome search engine until they added Instant and cued the cat.

by thirdparasite December 29, 2010

Cruedy

An immense amount of something

That's a cruedy amount of neck hair that guy has.

Things that are often Cruedy:

Beards, FUPA's and cankels

by It's Urban Dictionary Official November 10, 2010

cludeon

A weapon; club

He swung the cludeon with such force that it flew out of his hands.

by Richard Charleston January 9, 2012