A Calvin special

To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.

Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.

I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.

by D Nasty December 1, 2020

Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

by MissGuts January 5, 2022

National Calvin Day

Every April 18 is national Calvin day where you wear a suit just because you can

Bro, it's nation Calvin how did you forget your suit National Calvin Day is where you wear suits for no reason

by Jay-hop2 April 18, 2022

jan calvin

A Ginger... thats about it... pretty funny tho. And hes emo and listens to heavy metal and plays guitar

"Who is that dude who looks like jesus? "
"Oh its just Jan Calvin! "

by catowningghost May 30, 2022

Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011

Kawuma Peter Calvin

He is a Ugandan businessman working in the gold mines in Mubende a golden district in Uganda

My name is Kawuma Peter Calvin

by Machala Estates November 27, 2021

pulling a clavijo

when you have sex in the ass before you have sex vaginally

ew that girl was caught pulling a clavijo the other night!
what?
yeah, she got fucked in the ass!
ew!

by shitstaineddick June 15, 2009