1. word or phrase that is actually slang, but idiots confuse for real words; any word found in the dictionary that should not be there because it is improper English
2. Internet speak, usually very ugly in nature and makes every grammar nazi's eyes bleed
2. Internet speak, usually very ugly in nature and makes every grammar nazi's eyes bleed
"Watch your slanguage!" Billy's mother warned when he used the word "irregardless."
OMG like i cant spel cuz im on tha intrnet n i dont no english win im on da intrnet
OMG like i cant spel cuz im on tha intrnet n i dont no english win im on da intrnet
by Tromp September 11, 2007
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"We will Hike through the clouds to save that puppy from the arms of the Marshmallow giant!" Example of the usage of Calanguage
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1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
This is the language paradox.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009
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SLANG /slaNG/ noun: very informal words and phrases, typically used contextually by regionally based groups of people;
LANGUAGE /laNGgwij/ noun: a method of communication, spoken or written, using words in a structured way.
Together, these words create SLANGUAGE, an informal way of communicating using acronyms, abbreviations, and localized forms or pronunciations of traditional words. Slanguage usually exists within a structured communication form, but may include text messaging symbols, emoticons, acronyms, and shorthand as well.
SLANG /slaNG/ noun: very informal words and phrases, typically used contextually by regionally based groups of people;
LANGUAGE /laNGgwij/ noun: a method of communication, spoken or written, using words in a structured way.
Together, these words create SLANGUAGE, an informal way of communicating using acronyms, abbreviations, and localized forms or pronunciations of traditional words. Slanguage usually exists within a structured communication form, but may include text messaging symbols, emoticons, acronyms, and shorthand as well.
"I'm working with a multi-national team and English is not their first language, if I use Slanguage (like deets = details, addy = address, or LMK = let me know), will they understand me?"
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Construction Language:
Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Below is an example of Construction Language at work.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
by pcph20 August 30, 2014
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