Church Game 

Acting prim and proper to eventually get in a "nice" girls pants.

Tim sent a text to Miranda that he should be on his church game, because she was offended by the butt maked cell phone photo he sent her after knowing her for ten minutes.

Church Game by Mirvin January 15, 2008

Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday Sinners

Catholic. You go to church on Saturday night, get your church on. Then Sunday start your new week of debauchery and sinful living. Spoof on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

Michelle to her co-worker: "I'd like to invite you to church this Sunday."

Betty: "Thank You, what church do you go to?"

Michelle: "It's the Church of Latter-Day Saints."

Betty: "Oh, I used to go to the Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday sinners! We had bingo, spaghetti suppers with a beer garden, wine with Communion. You go to church Saturday night, look all churchy, then the next day go back to being you! Come next Saturday, get reset to zero again."

Michelle: "Oh, never mind then..."

Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday Sinners by Turkey Trot March 31, 2011

Church Rabbit 

Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.

Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.

Church Rabbit by anteater97 July 26, 2009

church of beer 

the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.

one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!

dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.

bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!

the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!

church of beer by michael foolsley August 7, 2012

Church Room Squeaker 

When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.

Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker

Church Room Squeaker by thetattooedphotographer March 11, 2014

Church Jerk 

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.

If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!

Church Jerk by Budwudder March 7, 2015

church burgler 

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association

Antonio is a real church burgler

church burgler by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015