christopher 

very sexy, tall guy. one of the most random, funny guys you will ever meet. fun to talk to. knows how to make a girl smile. not a mean person, BUT is a whore.

christopher gets around.

christopher by vcmifjdnvujvbnufj July 20, 2011

Christopher Colombus 

A verb named after the great Italian sailor Christopher Colombus, who reached the New World in 1492.

And refers to the act of civilizing or converting an uncontacted native group, specially a hostile one, often by means of arms

Person: The Sentinelese people are hostile to outsiders, have had no contact with civilization and will receive you with a volley of arrows

Me: Just Christopher Colombus the motherfuckers and you're done

Christopher Colombus by ElConquistadordeAcero September 1, 2018

Christopher Columbus

a guy who found America after the native Americans and after the Vikings and he also commit genocide against the native Americans and rapped minors after he enslaved them and brang them yo Spain so don't celebrate st.patricks day

christopher columbus = old hitler

Christopher Columbus by the god liam March 17, 2021

Christopher 

He is the sweetest and the most adorable American ever. He will go out of his way to help the ones he loves and always have his out for that special girl he wants. He falls in love easily but manages to stay strong. He is a very attractive person with eyes as beautiful as the nights sky. He is very caring and protecting. You're lucky to find a Christopher

Christopher is just so damn beautiful

Christopher by ARehd September 10, 2014

christophe 

TOTAL cunt

A: *cries*
B: Why are you crying?
A: My new roommate is a christophe!
B: Feels bad.

christophe by Sabun Colek November 23, 2017

Christopher Reeve 

Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.

In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"

Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.

Christopher Reeve was the brunt of a CIA/Mossad assassination.

Christopher Reeve by bob landry July 24, 2008

christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh 

A combination of many Christmastime holidays. Used to make fun of cultural diversity.

I'm gonna go celebrate Christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh! Get out the lights, menorah, and we'll start the fasting!

christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh by ACRussell January 14, 2007