chode

In many parts of the United States it is known as another word for, 'bo-daggit' or 'cling-on'.

It is literally a small piece of shit that is hanging off one's ass hair.

by The Red Baron September 30, 2004

chode

Penis wider than long
Curled penis
flat topped penis

david is such a chode

by ULTIMATE June 16, 2004

chode

A word used to describe someone who's a dick.
referenced in the Harold & Kumar Christmas movie

The actual meaning of the word is up for argument but is often used to describe the penis; much like the word cock, wanker, worm, wire, shaft, dick, horn of plenty and so on.

"Why are you going to this guy's place anyway; I thought you said he was a fucking chode?!

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

chode

As an abstract, that which is wider than it is long - the difference between a water tower and a reservoir is that the former is taller than it is wide, and the later is a chode (or chodal). Derived from the Hindi word 'to fuck (violence implied)', then used as an insult (hence 'fucker'), and only then given the special destatuatory property of 'a penis (which is wider than it is long)'.

Sandy is chodiferous - she only likes to eat guys with chodes.

My doctor was going to recommend these pills for penis enlargement, but when he saw my chode he called surgery immidiately.

Marlon Brando is... like... a human chode... dude.

by Warspite October 14, 2003

chode

n. - A person who is wider than they are tall.

Holy Jesus look at those two fat chodes!

by ZoeB June 26, 2005

chode

a person who loves rap music, tries to get with every girl he can and fails. A pure asshole scumbag peace of shit who likes to fuck people over. the king of all assholes

damn mike is such a chode.

by georgebob March 3, 2008

chode

Anything anyone wants it to mean when they are speaking

I don't know what the f*** the word "chode" means!

by B1ZK3T October 9, 2005