Chinese Unicorn

When you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of piss to go straight up in the air.

Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Chinese Unicorn rather than jerk off first.

by Sheetz February 11, 2013

Chinese Gamesense

Chinese Gamesense is the number one cheat for Counter Strike: Global Offensive as of Febuary 2018.
The cheat is coded by the legendary outlaw coder Nyaruko. He is risking his life to provide the best possible cheats out there since coding cheats in China is punishable by death.

Woah! Did i just get tapped by a real Skeeter?
No, even better, that is Chinese Gamesense!

by Goobrx May 7, 2018

Chinese Roll-on

The act of a chinese roll-on is when a guy ejaculates into a girls armpit, and rolls the tip of his penis in an up-and-down motion.

"It was a hot summers night so I gave her the good ol' Chinese Roll-on to keep her deodorised."

"She let me give her a Chinese Roll-on and I was inlove."

by hitchhiker September 21, 2011

Chinese Motorcycle

An object used profusely in similies as being of terrible make and/or cheap. Something that will fall apart immediately because of it's poorness in quality. See crap

The pre-school theatre production fell apart like a Chinese Motorcycle.

by Koji Frahm October 17, 2004

chinese pickle

when a woman blows you while she is taking a shit

anyone want a chinese pickle?

by Darren Sutton April 20, 2006

chinese boyfriend

A man of Asian decent who is family oriented, skilled in techniques of love balancing both emotional and physical and mental harmony.

My chinese boyfriend is so sweet. Today when he got back from work he asked me how my day was while rubbing my feet!

by wnddrrwmnn January 16, 2005

chinese dentist

A mythical person who is said to exist in remote areas of China, but has never been sighted by a reputable source. If existent, he would fix teeth and make them look better. The evidence just simply isn't there to announce he's real.

Mr. Li was excited. He rushed into his home and shouted at his family, "I just saw him! I saw the chinese dentist! He's real, and he gave me a stick with bristles on it!! Behold this magical brush!"

by Horace Zemelli November 26, 2006