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When you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of piss to go straight up in the air.
Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Chinese Unicorn rather than jerk off first.
by Sheetz February 11, 2013
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Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Golden Unicorn rather than jerk off first.
by Sheetz October 19, 2013
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