Definitions by Sheetz

Golden Unicorn

When you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of piss to go straight up in the air.

Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Golden Unicorn rather than jerk off first.

Golden Unicorn by Sheetz October 19, 2013

When you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of piss to go straight up in the air.

Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Chinese Unicorn rather than jerk off first.

Chinese Unicorn by Sheetz February 11, 2013