Chiappini

no B.S. say it like it is politically incorrect clan of Italians. Main mission in life is entertaining themselves and horking mass quanities of anything with red sauce on it!

The shit! The best friends you could want, the worst enemies imaginable.

Chiappini makes a son of a bitch lasagna!

by da' Chiappini March 4, 2009

chimpanzooleek

a cross between a chimpanzee, kangaroo and a leek
also someone who epically fails

Joe:*pushes an automatic door*

Fred:your such a chimpanzooleek!

by applw October 16, 2009

chimping

to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.

Me and Dave met up last night for a good chimping session. Dave sat in the bath while I hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.

by overheard_2000 May 24, 2009

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005

Chimp-pansy

An activist or bleeding-heart liberal who wholly embraces the rights of Chimpanzees, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Orangutans, Baboons, Douroucoulis or other primates.

Related Words: Tree Hugger, Hippie.

Chimp-pansy: I will not rest until these animals are afforded the same rights and respect as we humans!

Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)

"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."

-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007

by Tony Pags December 27, 2008

chimping

The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)

"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"

by Dirty Rich October 16, 2006

chiitime

The interval of time just after Quantum IQ wakes from his long slumber to think about ChiiBunnii. This activity is immediately followed by breakfast.

Quantum IQ: Ahh, good ole' chiitime.
Mother: You better get your butt in the kitchen before I throw your breakfast in the garbage!

by PVenkman December 26, 2004