cereal

why the fuck did you search cereal, like really cereal? you could have learned about disease or even about other peoples cultures and you could even learn sex ed taught through memes, but look at you looking up cereal on urban dictionary you are a mistake.

tom: hey i just searched up cereal on urban dictionary!

jerry: kill your self

tom: i am a weirdly violent cat

jerry: i am a small mouse

by boy meets COW March 1, 2021

Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.

I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

by AliceKettle November 9, 2014

mexican cereal

Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.

When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!

by Mark Shackelford August 6, 2007

Cereal Party

A gathering of at least four extremely blazed individuals in which a variety of cereal is eaten.

After finishing the fifth bowl, I had munchies like a mother. When I looked in his cupboard and saw he had Waffle Crisp, Honey Bunches of Oats (with Almonds), and Lucky Charms, I knew a cereal party was about to go down.

by Smokin in David's Garage May 25, 2009

Cerena

Cerena is athletic,hot smart cool and has the hottest boyfriend!She will always help you and be a loving friend when needed

Cerena is so damn hot I wish she was my gf

by rc+ma love forever February 9, 2017

Cerebral Poison

Disney channel.

Anything with those Olsen girls in it is cerebral poisoning!

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

collaring ceremony

When in pet play, a form of bdsm relationship, a pet and his/her owner/master etc... Are ready to give the pet a collar. The best way to describe a collaring ceremony is like a marriage. It can be either private or public. These ceremonies should be planned out and thought about vividly, like an actual wedding.

Collaring Ceremony: the point between a pet and owner, master, mistress where the pet is given a special collar to show they are owned. It is similar to a marriage and completey consensual.
Owner- "I'm ready to give you a special collar. You are the one who deserves it."
Pet- "really!! I'm so happy!!"

by Collaredfox May 10, 2016