chappling

an adolescent boy with a cowlick, who sells medical marijuana, and also comes sick with the grits..

Dan Belson was a wee little chappling when he worked at the old store.

by OGlilfoot March 24, 2010

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Crapplecakes

A better way of saying, "crap." It also reminds one of apple cobbler instead of the impolite term.

Holy crapplecakes, I just won the lottery!

by CheeriosRGood February 18, 2011

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1. Narrow minded, sheltered, black and white view of right and wrong.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.

Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.

They go to church, they're too chapped to see the Hangover 2.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.

by chappedchaplain November 17, 2011

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chapped

Pitted old fucked up pyrex

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!

by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011

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crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

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