Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version 

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.

I wasted $40 on Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version by VulcanMak July 22, 2007

Soft Cell 

An English techno-pop band from the 80's. Most famous for their hit song Tainted Love. Considered a one hit wonder in America, but they have many more in England.

The members are Marc Almond (vocalist) and David Ball (keyboards, other instruments)

Soft Cell is the best thing thats happened to techno music

Soft Cell by the best M May 11, 2009

coughing a cell 

Getting something done. Forcing the brain to engage in actual bodily motivation which results in completing some task.

(AKA Cough up a brain cell)

Dude, start coughing a cell man! you were suspposed to have had that done a week ago.

You've gotten way too lazy, once in awhile it'd be nice if you coughed a cell or two to clean up this mess.

coughing a cell by Brf June 19, 2006

white blood cell 

A gang of nerds at JMHS.

"The White Blood Cell is the toughest gang ever."

white blood cell by jakend832 May 31, 2009

Fecal Cell Anemia 

A disease occurring when someone is so full of shit that it actually runs through their blood.

The avid bullshitter was diagnosed with a severe case of Fecal Cell Anemia.

Fecal Cell Anemia by sinner86 February 10, 2008

MOBIUS CELL 

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voicemail, leaveing a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voicemail again, because person 'b' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through

see definition above

MOBIUS CELL by MMichaell June 27, 2005

synovial cell sarcoma 

A rare cancer given to naughty Mormon boys when they displease the Mormon Jesus.

“Did the Mormon Jesus give you cancer again?”
“Yeah, synovial cell Sarcoma.”

synovial cell sarcoma by The Brigham Young January 30, 2018