Angry Catholic

The act of pulling out and finishing off to a picture of Jesus Christ

"I have a fetish for Angry Catholicing"

by Geega November 8, 2015

Eco Catholic

(Easter Christmas Only Catholic) Only shows up to church on for the Easter and Christmas mass. Otherwise, does not attend church.

Person A: Church seems to be much more crowded for the Christmas mass...

Person B: That's because we have all the Eco Catholics with us

by viprarr December 24, 2009

private all-girls catholic schoolism

the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.

"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism

by the 4 babes September 23, 2019

Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school

A Private school located in Sandy springs Ga, with children from K-8, and is twice recognized from the blue ribbon award and is one of the top BEST private schools in Ga

Linda: HEY do you know any good private school nearby

Karen:Yeah totally go to Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school their the BEST

by CATSINDESGUISE78 January 4, 2020

Eastside Catholic

A school in Sammamish, Washington full of rich snobs willing to pay $24,000 a year for a shitty education, and horrible excuse for a Catholic School. This school also has a shit football team who thinks they're good because they have one player named G Scott. These people think that they are good but in reality they are shit especially when they play other teams in the state championship and get their asses kicked. And the only reason this school is good in sports is because they RECRUIT. These people give out academic scholarships to kids who are really dumb but are good at sports to get them to come to their school. All in all this school is full of no life liars who think they are better than everyone else.

1. You go to Eastside Catholic, you privileged no life bitch.

by JustForJokes21 December 4, 2019

Two-timer Catholic

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.

The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.

by Fishmalk December 10, 2011

Mater Dei Catholic High School

99% of the school who are Mexican who sell chips and burritos on the low for that hustle. The other 1% are athletes who got rejected from every other catholic high school in San Diego.

Mater Dei is highk the Walmart version of saints.

Mater Dei Catholic High School, a lame catholic school in San Diego where everyone transfers from.

by garywinthorpethefirst January 28, 2019