casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

Catherine Rose Shay

1 )known for causing a large physical attraction, that is sometimes uncontrollable and completely unreasonable.
2)Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with every nerd who plays WOW. Loves Pale kids. Great gal, and without her sex crimes would definitly increase.
3)cum dumpster
4)Laveena's chinese best friend.
5)Slutty Shay

catherine rose shay the cumdumpster

by tu madre696969 March 9, 2009

Cashew trick

Invented by Popular comedian Dane Cook:
To place a cashew on the tip of an erect penis and flick said cashew into your mouth.

"I did the cashew trick yesterday when i had a lighthouse."(see lighthouse)

by Miss Strychnine; February 3, 2006

never cashed

Describing a bowl of reefer that is not ready to be dumped. Even if there is only one more hit left to be had. Usually happens while in rotation before the bowl gets to me. Taking the absolute last hit and blowing the smoke out to prove that there was still something left.

Charles: Dude, this bowl is cashola!

Me: Wait wait wait, lemme see it. Dude, this bowl is never cashed!

ME: *blows out good amount of smoke, thus getting higher*

Charles: Wow, you were right. Lemme hit that.

by John Toon October 20, 2008

Cashesh

Cash for spending on hash

let's go and get some hash, cool, do you have any cashesh?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Caspered

Ghosted. Leaving that chick from the bar on read because she wanted to go on a date before smashing.

Get fuckin caspered.

dude 1: yo are you still talking to that chick we met at the hole or did your square wheeled duster ass get ghosted?
dude 2: nah i caspered her ass
dude 1: lmao get fuckin caspered

by getcaspered February 3, 2019

Casper

(v.) The act of mutually ghosting, also known as friendly ghosting. When both parties do not call or text one another after a date, hang out or hookup.

After we hung out last week, we both caspered. It's for the best.

He was a really nice guy, but something just didn't click and after we just caspered each other.

He told me he 50% supported Trump, so obviously not for me. Thankfully we caspered.

by dn0090 September 3, 2019