bleach blonde carrot people 

those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.

the preppy gaggle.

bleach blonde carrot people by jaykitsune February 28, 2004

snapping the carrot 

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

snapping the carrot by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Carrot

A alpha male of any decent or nationality who has large muscles, wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small, wears excessive amounts of cologne and has a small car to make the carrot look big and buff. Carrots can be found in parks and in gyms attempting to seduce unsuspecting female joggers with carrot-like pick up lines, like "Can I keep pace with you"

OMG I just saw a carrot fight ... they were both going for the door at the same time and stared each other down until the baby carrot let the bigger carrot open the door.

Carrot by Nicole & Lauren April 19, 2010

Carrot Top 

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot

"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"

Carrot Top by Alfonso The Pure April 11, 2006

carrot juice 

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used to describe someone attractive.

"That snowboarder Shawn White is so cute."

"I know, I really like those carrot juice guys."

carrot juice by Amber Thomas September 26, 2006

carrot rape 

to use a carrot as sum sort of instrutment in the art of rape! usually inserted in the anus and prodded in and out of unconscious men!

(gary asleep on floor unaware that he is about to be carrot raped)
picture the scene 2 rapists enter the room silently carrots in hand with no vaseline!

an unconscious gary lays on the floor passed out from the date rape drug he had been spiked with prior!

boxer shorts are slide to one side, and carrot is fully inserted into the anal passage! it is then prodded in and out vigorously until the rape victim wakes up to find a carrot protruding from his bum hole!

rapist walk of with a sly yet content smirk on there dirty filthy faces!

carrot rape by laura n emily January 21, 2009

Carrot of Power 

When a guy sticks a dildo up his ass to cum harder.

Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.

Harry coated her entire face and chest using the Carrot of Power.

Carrot of Power by TheGoyWonder November 12, 2013