Capri-sun Vodka

A glorious drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper

Omg adam I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

capresse

A loving person that u will always love and a mother of 3 kids twins and a little chocolate baby

ad always has been stressbut always will do what she needs to do to make things right

capresse u are a great person and u will always be loved,.

by sariah, hall May 14, 2018

caprizant

of the pulse, unusual or uneven rate.

While she hadn't had a full-blown heart attack, her pulse was very caprizant.

by billie eyelash August 16, 2018

Carissuinit

To make an excuse or reason for why you can't follow through on a promise. (An excuse typically involving an "issue with your car.")

A: Hey, where are you?
B: Uh, probably not gonna make it... my cars been acting up again.
A: Wow, you're really gonna try carissuinit?

by MR and Jb August 19, 2019

Capri sun porn

Basically a porn video where a capri sun is present in every frame of the video just watching the actors do the the act

I swear this Capri sun porn is getting out of hand

by sheilp December 18, 2019

Carissa

the nicest, prettiest, cutest, and greatest person u will ever meet! if u meet a Carissa, never do anything to make her disappear from ur life or make her not talk to u. trust me u will regret it! if u are friends with one never let them go! they will do anything for u, they willl stick up to a bully for u. she will devote her life to being ur friend!

guy 1: hey man did u see the new girl Carissa?
guy 2: yea, man she is hot, and the nicest person ever!

by gabriella jolie June 26, 2020

carrisima

When you meet carrisima you have met joy. Will always make you smile. She is lovely to be with. Meeting her brightens your day

The carrisima I got from the fellowship is overwhelming

by Sokima October 17, 2020