Caidn

Only the rarest of Chad’s are named this, they usually have some pretty top ten opinions as well. Much love my dude Caidn, stay fly brother

Chad 1: “Duuuude, you see that absolute u n i t over there?”

Chad 2: “Duuuude, I doooo!”

Chad 3: “Isn’t he Caidn??? Caidn the u n i t and Chad??”

Chad 1: “He fuckin is”

by scalding-butter June 7, 2019

cardboardhydrates

Carbs found in low-quality processed foods that come in cardboard boxes; Little Debbie cakes.

Bro, if you want to get jacked, you’ve gotta up proteins and cut cardboardhydrates

by oldkingroamer August 12, 2019

Caiden

A cool guy with a great personality he could get anyone he wants and loves playing with his friends he also has a giant cock that can summon thunder

Oh my god I need a Caiden

by Suzi324 May 1, 2020

Cardbordeux

A term to describe boxed wine when you just want to feel fancy.

"I'll fetch the Cardbordeux."

"That's not Merlot, that's just my finest Cardbordeux."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

card licker

A person who is excessively frugal and stingy. This person is known to hoard resources and will often go to great lengths to save a small amount of money, such as licking the adhesive off of mailing stamps to reuse them.

"I can't believe she licked the glue off that stamp to reuse it, she's such a card licker."

"I was trying to split the bill with him but he acted like he had no money, he's definitely a card licker."

by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023

doxness card

A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.

John: Hey I got that douchebag's doxness card!
Mark: Heheheh lets order that bitch some pizzas bro!

by T3HHYENAS May 26, 2011

stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

by Violet Jennifer Rose August 22, 2014