Caidn 

Only the rarest of Chad’s are named this, they usually have some pretty top ten opinions as well. Much love my dude Caidn, stay fly brother

Chad 1: “Duuuude, you see that absolute u n i t over there?”

Chad 2: “Duuuude, I doooo!”

Chad 3: “Isn’t he Caidn??? Caidn the u n i t and Chad??”

Chad 1: “He fuckin is”

Caidn by scalding-butter June 7, 2019

cain instinct 

To have an insatiable urge to hit the fuck out of your siblings.

Me: *hits brother*
Mom: "why'd you hit your brother!"
Me: "Cain instincts."

cain instinct by Absolutely.Average April 9, 2019

Herman Cain Award 

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021

Cairns Clawhammer 

When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.

I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!

Cairns Clawhammer by BD The Pirate July 10, 2009

cassandra cain 

The second batgirl and the most badass member of the Bat-family.

"Cassandra Cain, ex-batgirl, still is one of the most dangerous fighters on the planet." -Robin

cassandra cain by Blackhawk1501 June 30, 2015

Caine Soren 

Sexiest book character ever. For Michael Grant's GONE Series. Big ego, big dreams, big issues, yet still entirely lovable. Adorable and passionate and the character you always find yourself giving a second chance to.

Person #1: Caine Soren tried to take over Perdido Beach again.
Person #2: Yeah, what's new?

Caine Soren by Nicole Rayne June 18, 2010

Caiden 

Caiden is the best type of guy. He is the type of guy to keep you up smiling/laughing all night long. Caiden is someone you can easily fall for and is quite the hustler. Caiden will steal your girl, it eez what it eez. You will instantly love Caiden the first time you hear his voice or receive your first text from him. He's totally an idiot and literally the dumbest person alive and we love him for that. Everyone in this world needs a Caiden. He is super funny and easy to joke around with. If you manage to find yourself a Caiden, you better keep him forever. This boy has high standards for girls so if you get picked by him you are probably magical. You Caiden will treat you right forever, plus, Caiden is super cute. Caiden is just amazing, period.

Scenario 1:
Girl 1: Omg, you're dating Caiden?
Girl 2: Yep!
Girl 1: Woah, I'm so jealous!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: Is that Caiden?!?!
Caiden: Hi.
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and every girl in a 1000 mile radius: *Literally faints.*

Caiden by spaceamethyst June 5, 2020