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jumper cables

Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
by benormous May 5, 2006
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cabron

Spanish Word, used as an insult in many countries but used very frecuently in the mexican slang to define a number or things, also used as a way to calle a friend if is a very close one.
Friendship (que pedo cabron como estas?)
Exclamation (estuvo muy cabron)
Insult (no seas cabron!!)
by Franco Frisco July 26, 2004
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Cabrera

A cabrera is a vile creature. It has a hostile and aggressive demeanor towards most people, but can act docile if your lucky. A cabrera can easily be recognized by its double chin, long lucious hair and its

signature surprised face.

A cabrera is know to speak out loud frequently, as well as insulting his peers when he finds their lack of knowledge disturbing.

Cabrera is known for carefully picking out his targets, which he will terrorize with such tings as; box in the belly, calling them retarded and his classic slap in the back, followed up by his catchphrase: Eyy bitch

Although some people call him annoying he is really a nice guy deep inside, he just doesn’t show it.
Hey who is the loud guy who just called me retard?

Yeah that’s gotta be Cabrera alright
by Maggen Kartin November 22, 2021
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Caberfaeslum

Divorced boy that dreams of one day becoming a Man. But, with a name like "Andy Adams; aka AA (Alcoholic, Amphetamine Addicted Asshole Andy) fantasized and fantasized about being just like the Man who lived down the street and was married to the most beautiful women he'd ever seen. So, little boy Cadillac Ass-Fuck Caberfae Slum Andy, plans his scheme to wreck this happily married mother and wife and tells her and her children all these horrible stories about her hubby. Years and years of this behavior go by and the small town fuckheads love the drama and they join in to see how fast this family fall apart. Only.....AFTER Andy (Caberfae slum) gets the Mrs. intoxicated do her legs fly apart with panties ripped off from the sharp and frayed edge of her hubby's workbench in the garage. The scum of Caberfae Peaks got some of pussy that didn't like how she just got fucked by a sleazy scum bag with a dick as big as her pinky! Stay away from Caberfae Slum or you will feel what a sleaze ball scumbag slip his pinky dick up your innocent ass too. Bite the motherfucker off and post pictures if you dare!
Cadillac Caberfaeslum Fucked Slum Fuckheads Alcoholic Amphetamine Addicted Wife Cheater Lies AA Andy Adams
by ImKarmaBitch April 10, 2013
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Cadre

A prisoner which has the job of acting like a correctional officer for pay. While doing this job the cadre has to try to not get beaten up for snitching which most cadres are.
I'm about to jump that cadre.
by big gunline January 22, 2019
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Cable

A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.
Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
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cowboy cable

television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels
person 1: "hey did you see that special on HBO last night?
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"
by Cole Pat D. October 19, 2007
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