moist cabbage

The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.

Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.

Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.

by Troutman44 December 26, 2016

Laying a cable

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008

Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart

Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

caboosed

To get really drunk or otherwise intoxicated and lose your bearings.

I got so caboosed last night, I woke up in a fridge.

by caboose king March 23, 2021

Torque A Wicked Cable

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

pocket cabbage

A wad of dollar bills won by playing flip cup (last man standing version). Everybody puts their dollar into a pile on the table, and by the end of the round, the money is likely drenched in beer. Whoever wins all the money puts the crumpled up, beer soaked dollars into his pocket. The next morning when the money is discovered in the pocket, it has dried up into a nice clump of crispy pocket cabbage!

Hey bud, can I borrow a dollar?
Sure, but it might take a minute for me to untangle it from this head of pocket cabbage in my pocket.

by d Slew March 22, 2011

Cabot Cove Syndrome

The appearance of dead bodies, small or large amounts, in rural towns and remote locations. Comes from the TV show Muder, She Wrote as death seemingly followed Jessica Fletcher everywhere she traveled.

1. "Looks like they are suffering from a case of Cabot Cove Syndrome".
2. "Cabot Cove Syndrome has struck again, Jessica Fletcher must be around don't you think?"

by dark_echo19 April 20, 2011