Dock Ellis bitch

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.


Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.

"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"
"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."
"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"

by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005

On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch

Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.

Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."

by That Dude, Bro April 26, 2014

Boba Bitch

An Asian chick who's hot as fuck. Loves boba/milk tea and can probably drink it on an hourly basis. They're the full package: hot, smart, and with a great personality. They've got their shit together, but also know how to get down. Probably too good for you.

Guy 1: "Damn, Megan and Natalie are boba bitches. Should I ask one of them out?"

Guy 2: "Dude, they're totally out of your league."

Guy 1: "What if I buy them boba."

Guy 2: "...Let's go some boba, bro."

by mofuu May 25, 2014

Pussy-Bitch

One who is consistently timid and anxious in regards to most life situations. They cower and hide and refuse to accept reality. The perfect combination of a pussy and a bitch.

Brian Suarez. Brian Suarez refuses to check his Organic Chemistry grade because he is a Pussy-Bitch. Someone needs to smack this Pussy-Bitch so he can grow a pair(of testicles).

by FrankieMoney September 25, 2012

THAT bitch

that one person everyone envies or wants to be

THAT bitch just got verified on Twitter. Bitch, where my blue check?

by jlvwii February 26, 2018

Basic Bitch

A girl (usually) who does things that she thinks makes her so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other basic bitches do, as well. Basic bitches often enjoy Gucci, Louis Vutton, scented candles (usually from Bath & Body Works), if still in school basic bitches might also have a large collection of Bath & Body Works hand sanitizers that they attach to all the bags that they own. They often order Caramel Frappucinos with extra caramel and whipped cream at Starbucks, the only 'coffee shop' that they even know exists.

Basic Bitch talking on a white iPhone with an obnoxious case: Hi girl! Did you see the latest episode of PLL (Pretty Little Liars) OMG it was, like, SOOOO juicy! I just got ALL of the new Bath & Body Works candles! I think my fav is the 'Summer Peachy Fun-Time Beach' one, I posted a pic of it on instagram? Wait... did you like it yet? I really want to get, like, thirty likes on it, at least. I just want people to know how cool an edgy I am! I mean, I have a tumblr! How edgier can I get, right?

by Chicken McNigga September 1, 2014

bitch-horn

Clitoris. Female fun part.

Lady Skanksalot said to her enemy, "You can just lick my bitch-horn!"

by happybachi April 23, 2006