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Idaho Breeze

The act of airing out the butt crack, by pointing a hairdryer down the back of the pants. Similar to the Texas Breeze, but this is from the back.
“Tough workout, I’m gonna go cool off with some Idaho Breeze!”
by Southern Jelly April 16, 2023
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HoneySuckle Breeze

A term referring to a blowjob with a flavorful surprise. It is often used in southern cultures and Deep South communities. The flavor profile typically mirrors ripe apples, carmel, molasses and honey, all of which are staples in the southern heritage.

This term is often confused with names of scented candles.
Y’all, I got five honeysuckle breezes this weekend. One tasted like straight funnel cake.
by 6 iron February 21, 2023
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Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.
“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”
by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024
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LADDER BREEZE

Ladder Breeze (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness creating possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.9+
A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HANNAH AND ROBERT December 1, 2023
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turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
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Michigan breeze

A cold wiener on a windy day in May.
Someone get McLaughlin, he's pullin' a Michigan breeze again and we can't let the kids find out
by Weth Sire May 28, 2022
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Breeze

To pass or surpass someone by far in anything, like passing someone’s skill at a game and now easily beating them when they were once better than you or now having way more money than someone like your parents.
I used to think my older brother was good at Basketball when I was a kid, but I now breezed his ass and think he’s ass at Basketball.
by Riot_lexicon August 3, 2023
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