The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
by TimboMagee October 26, 2020
When someone of a non-African American decent, accidentally says the n-word late at night with little to no people around to confirm the use of the word.
by Lincoln Obama July 19, 2020
A straight male who denies being gay, but is a perfect example of a bottom during gay sex. He is very submissive.
by TiredAndConfused December 17, 2019
massive slag plays on all the guys and still gets no dick massive druggie could be a drug lord one day but she is too busy trying to get that dick
by Afatgypsy July 02, 2022
A Bradley shower-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's taking care of his morning wood while taking a shower.
Every morning there are a lot of other cadets in the cadet showers taking care of their boners by trying to have a Bradley shower-gasm!
by eda-skip October 05, 2021
Usually a girl in a sorority whose designs are comparable to that of a kindergartner's. Uses such fonts as Comic Sans, and thinks they are they most amazing fonts ever. Usually loud and obnoxious. Nothing ever gets done when working with them in a group. Freaks out that their computer will not work, when in reality it is only unplugged.
by JaneDohe February 18, 2009