Brandon

A pizza making bitch

Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.

by Pizzaboy6 April 20, 2020

Braydon

A sexy beast with a giant, well-shaped, hairy cock. He also has long straight brown hair that the ladies love to play with. He has the hairiest butthole known to mankind which girls love to lick. He lasts for 15-30 minutes and he's sick at puck and fuck.

Omg is that Braydon Swarr, I wanna fuck him sooooo bad
His cock is HUGE
I wanna lick his hairy butthole sooo bad

by tacofag November 3, 2020

Braedon

Absolutely amazing to guy to be around. Will light up your world and always be there for you. Make sure to listen to what he says and follow his advice because he’s almost always right. Braedons the best boyfriend in the world, and if you have a braedon you’re so lucky. He’s hot asf and he knows how to make you feel loved. He may seem crazy but he’s a hopeless romantic and is the best friend you could ever have. You find a braedon you better keep him forever

I don’t know what I’d do without Braedon

by Itsss me November 13, 2020

pull a brandon

To work like a dog or lift a heavy object to the point of giving ones self a hernia

Oh shit that's looks heavy Kevin , be careful you might pull a Brandon and give yourself a hernia

by Strawberries short ass May 21, 2017

National Hug Brandon day

On June 15th you have to hug any Brandon that you know. At school or you neighborhood and anywhere else you know you will see a Brandon.

Go hug Brandon right now he might be confused but tell him that it is national hug Brandon day.

by Brandon_is_beast615 December 1, 2019

Let’s go Brandon

Let’s go Brandon is a homage to the musician Brandon baker who died in 2019. His stage name was crunchy white pimp and every time someone says let’s go Brandon you should always respond with crunchy white pimp for ever

“Let’s go Brandon!”

“Crunchy white pimp forever!”

by Wise frog January 8, 2022

brandon

a guy with a huge dick

Man that guys a Brandon

by brandon14barringer January 18, 2008