I have a boyfriend

Preppish for "I don't want to go out with you because you suck."

meanwhile she fucks 5 different guys on the same night. What a lame ass excuse!

by bojzzle September 1, 2004

vice boyfriend

A guy who is a best friend to a girl with a boyfriend. Usually single, the guy uses this time to show what a good person he is in case the girl becomes single again.

"Spencer is a great vice boyfriend. When Mike isn't around to take me out, Spence is always free to keep me company until Mike gets free." said Jess.

by Dark_Link August 21, 2007

annoying boyfriend

That boyfriend who can't have a serious conversation, ever. A boy who no matter how hard you try to talk to him, will always be too busy playing his video games to talk to you about anything other than that.

Does not notice when you're annoyed, or wanting to have an actual conversation.

See also: Bad boyfriend

"I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about the rent, but he had his headphones in, and music too loud. He's such an annoying boyfriend."

by IvyShadow February 10, 2017

boff-day

an abbreviation for the day that is a birthday b-day that also happens to be an off-day if you work for a company that gives its employees the day off on their birthday.

I'll have a three-day weekend this week as Friday is my boff-day.

by onurbk February 2, 2009

Boffy

A 15 year old Minecraft YouTuber who has a very deep voice. His content is often compared to the likes of Dream, but he is not Dream, he is Boffy.

Boffy is not Dream.

by Rinmarc September 5, 2020

bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

by Julien Holden July 19, 2006

canadian boyfriend

Any item (a gift, an assigned task, a report) promised to a co-worker, friend, or superior that, by virtue of continued broken promises to deliver, becomes ostensibly fictional.
Derived from the popular American practice of deflecting unwanted romantic advances or ridicule resulting from singlehood, by referring to a fictional boyfriend or girlfriend living "in Canada."

Friend 1: Hey, has Andrea bought you a birthday present yet?
Friend 2: Nope. She says she has one for me, but she keeps "forgetting it at home." Honestly? I think it's a Canadian Boyfriend.

by HarrietSpy February 28, 2006