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Border Collie

(n) Used to describe someone whose positive attributes, such as enthusiasm, friendliness or good looks, are completely undone by their mind boggling stupidity. The type of person who would do anything to please you if only they could remember what it was. Or who, in their excitement, is likely to urinate right where they stand if you say something nice to them or feed them a snack.
"Mate, that bloke's got a touch of the Border Collie about him."
"She was up for it, but I had to walk away when she went all Border Collie on me."
by bonzasaurus December 14, 2008
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Borderline Girlfriend

A woman you go out with, and kiss on the lips, but do not yet fuck.
MIKE: So did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: No, Beth is my borderline girlfriend.
by Frank Bumstead March 4, 2009
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bordest

Bordest is word word used by dipshits, that cant think of a word to express how "Bored" they are.

You think why is it spelt how it is?? It's because they have such poor language techniques that they cant even spell "bored".
Tayla Jane is the "bordest" dumbshit in Australia.
by Tayla's bintang buddy January 2, 2012
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border

Trump hates border.
by kik8kimj January 12, 2017
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booders

An obstacle used in skateboarding to do Inward Heels over.It has giant scissors above it and explodes with a volcanic eruption if you don't do an Inward heel or a Booder Spin over it. Got it? Good...
Booders for Scooters!
by Booder Jenoski March 1, 2008
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Border Runs

The diarrea caused by eating large amounts of mexican food that doesn't agree with you.
"Dude what's taking him so long?"

"Too many tacos. He's got the border runs."
by Apollo Delphi February 14, 2010
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borderline diabetic

An insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through Customs.
Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."
by QuacksO September 3, 2013
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