R-Boned

1. Getting pulled into a useless conversation with a self-proclaimed expert on the subject matter
2. Having a certain self-proclaimed expert involved on a cost and time sensitive project and totally failing
3. In general, getting screwed by an incompetent hipster

Where's Jon? We're going to be late for lunch.

We better just leave him be, he's getting R-Boned so I doubt we'll be seeing him anytime soon.

by Paul Bunyan 2nd June 26, 2013

Napoleon Boneapart

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.

Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!

by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016

big boned

An excuse used by fat people when they don't want to admit that they are fat.

Honest Person: You are fat!
Fat Person: No I am just big boned!

by Jake Landen January 3, 2006

phone bone

Phone Sex

Me and my bitch phone boned for hours.

by Deez August 16, 2003

Bone Thugs N Harmony

the best rappers there ever will be. the realest thugs. far better than 50, ja, eminem, snoop and all the rest that people like so much.

bone never went soft like snoop

by I hate fakes August 4, 2003

bone head

An poorly behaved, assinine person (usually male) who lacks consideration for others and posseses zero potential for character growth.

My last roomate was a frickin bone head. Brang chicks home every nite, punched holes in our walls, and never paid his last two months of rent.

by Damerz0405 November 12, 2008

bone sauce

semen, cum

I gave Melanie's face a mightly hefty load of bone sauce last night.

by Big Al June 17, 2004