Blud

referring to brother, male cousin or close friend.

"Blud how you holding up."

by Cyphon2 August 20, 2022

You're sailing blud!

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs

Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"

by Rosco Wiv A Crossbow May 2, 2009

bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

by rfancy December 12, 2012

bhudda

See: Buddha

Oops...Learn to spell.

by its buddha November 21, 2003

screwed, blued, and tatooed

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.

How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.

by Back tothe Future September 19, 2004

Bludgeon

Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.

An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.

Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'

Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'

by Genoliv February 28, 2010

Bladdersplatter

someone who cant hold it in...enough said!

Danny is a bladdersplatter

by Del May 13, 2005