blogday

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.

Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."

by Joel October 5, 2006

blondeside

When an attractive person, frequently a young blonde woman, surprises another party with quick wit and intelligence.

"I never realized how intelligent you were until I spoke with you....you totally blondesided me!"

by kittyinlaw May 20, 2008

blondetelligent

//pronounced: blond-tell-ee-gent//

describes exceptional blondes who are more intelligent and the norm IQ level of most blondes. Basically, smart blondes.

guy1: OMG! how can she be doing calculus? She's blonde!
guy2: Yea, but she's blondetelligent.

by shhjusfor1sec August 11, 2010

Blonde

Blonde girls/guys will usally be known as the dumb blonde but they aren't as dumb as you think some blondes are actually very attractive but in the end it doesn't matter what hair color you have it matters who you are and what your like

Girl1: did you see that new blonde girl

Girl2: yea she's probably really dumb

Blonde girl: actually I got moved to this high school because my middle school said I had to move up a couple grades

by Jazmin-1118 November 13, 2017

blonde goddess

A beautiful man that you never see but it's always around

Ugh blonde goddess he is so ugly but so hot at the same time

by Thus is a closeted homosexual June 5, 2018

Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.

It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.

by Ben Doverplease December 6, 2020

montana blondes

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes

I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep

by baaa canmeanwhatever you want August 5, 2014