BLOBJECT
Designed object styled by an expired trend of morally turpid purpose. FORM-OVER-FUNCTION-and-PURPOSE. Endemic if not emblematic of the Bush/Chenney era of 'Bubble' economies and baseless wars. This style came about without deep reazoning, solely because it could by way of technology. Conceived under the false and misguided precept that "design could bring stories to life".
Characterized by the advent of faster rendering and 3D applications which allowed to execute visions of the 50's modernity, except with out the inherent reasoning that makes timeless useful classics and trully beautiful objects. Like a bubble, this style has gone bust.
Blobject also invokes the bloated state of our environment whence humans keep on gorging on superficially conceived stuff and piling that useless stuff on top of useless stuff. Blobjects upon blobjects..
Designed object styled by an expired trend of morally turpid purpose. FORM-OVER-FUNCTION-and-PURPOSE. Endemic if not emblematic of the Bush/Chenney era of 'Bubble' economies and baseless wars. This style came about without deep reazoning, solely because it could by way of technology. Conceived under the false and misguided precept that "design could bring stories to life".
Characterized by the advent of faster rendering and 3D applications which allowed to execute visions of the 50's modernity, except with out the inherent reasoning that makes timeless useful classics and trully beautiful objects. Like a bubble, this style has gone bust.
Blobject also invokes the bloated state of our environment whence humans keep on gorging on superficially conceived stuff and piling that useless stuff on top of useless stuff. Blobjects upon blobjects..
"I bought those expensively re-styled new Birkenstocks and they turned out to be more useless, pretentious blobjects".
by Karbon April 27, 2009
Get the BLOBJECT mug.A person who is a bit fat but can tank (barge) through crowds of people and can body slam people out the way while his friends push him forward as fast as possible.
Guy1: quick move a blob is coming.
Guy2: shit am gona get tanked.
Or
Guy1: hey blob come here, il help you tank through these people
Blob: sure.
<proceeds to tank (barge) everyone out the way>
Guy2: shit am gona get tanked.
Or
Guy1: hey blob come here, il help you tank through these people
Blob: sure.
<proceeds to tank (barge) everyone out the way>
by SomeKidYouDon'tKnow August 16, 2011
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That annoying type of dump when it's not quite solid and not quite diarrhea. Results in lots of small solid chunks of poo along with some liquid. Possibly the most annoying type of shit out there.
Guy 1 - Dude, this bathroom's gonna smell for days! I just let out a load of blobby bits into your toilet!
Guy 2 - Aw come on man blobby bits are the worst! Why'd you have to do this in my bathroom!
Guy 2 - Aw come on man blobby bits are the worst! Why'd you have to do this in my bathroom!
by Gosteelers2020 November 15, 2011
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Get the blob mug.A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.
This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
by Thatguywiththeoutrageouslyandunessesarilylongname May 23, 2007
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