A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!
A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"
B: "What's going on?"
C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"
B: "What's going on?"
C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"
by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011

When it is so cold your dick and balls suck so far in, they are in your ass. The precum lubes your bussy for later use.
by GayInSeattle January 12, 2024

by Young Jamal December 12, 2017

by pissandfart August 5, 2025

by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016

Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
by BeatCat February 20, 2025

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
