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Bleach Blonde

A dumb slut with fake blonde hair (usually accompanied with highlights and big luscious curls). She likes to be stereotyped as stupid because even though she knows that blondes are stereo typed as stupid, she does it anyway because she likes people to think that she is stupid.

Her face tends to be of the orange persuasion and must be handled gently or it will rub off on a shirt and you will see the horror beneath it.

The Bleach Blonde can be seen at parties doing keg stands, specifically. She usually fools men into thinking she is good looking by having great hair and wearing lots of make up.

She is not to be mistaken for a natural blonde.
-"damn that girl must be hot. She's blonde!"

-"Just wait till she turns around. Don't let the hair fool ya. Shes a Bleach Blonde"
by blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 29, 2011
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Anal bleacher

Mean's the same as "ass licker" or "brown noser".
if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"
Hi boss let me do that for you!.............and that............and that..........and that!
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher
by Chris penticost June 15, 2008
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Drink Bleach

the best way to tell someone to kill themself, and to end a roast badassly
"Shut up you stupid hoe!!"
"Why dont you do the whole world a favor and drink bleach*walks away*
by JJ413 October 16, 2016
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Blatch

Dude, I got a hold of some stinky blatch last night and I just can't get the smell off me.
by bloodfreckle May 21, 2013
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bleathing

When someone is bleeding and breathing at the same time
911 operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: HELP! my friend is bleathing!
by Reglynn1st May 4, 2017
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Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 19, 2010
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BLEACH NIGGER

Your typical white teenager from the ghetto part of the city that think's he's "baller".

like you know how when you put bleach in black laundry it turns white? you see the point.
Scared Nerd- yo that scary guy is going to fight afterschool with some brown guy...he is such a wannabe gangster.

Me-nah brah, he just a bleached nigger

nerd-oh! damn bleach nigger!
by Sir Sef Winchestor March 18, 2011
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