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Bloomturd

1. New York City's mayor Michael Bloomberg. Who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.

2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.

3. Being overly anal and controlling.
Paco was being such a Bloomturd today! He saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, 'the whole country is fucked up because of people like you!' He then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me I was too irresponsible with it. Then he kept on asking me, how much I owe on my card! When I got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! He's such a Bloomturd!
by turdstation January 15, 2013
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Red eye blind

Red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.
The sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, KIA.
by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016
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Blown tranny

A transvestite that goes around sucking off other transvestites. Often found in an anusvan
Don't go too close to the anusvan, it might have a blown tranny
by DroopyNuts69 January 6, 2019
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Black heart

A black heart means she doesn’t love you anymore and wants you to leave her alone forever and never speak to her again.
Male: Hey I love you ❤️
Female: I love you too 🖤 (black heart means she doesn’t)
by TheSpokenTruths December 28, 2022
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Redfield Bloodline

Something that must be continued at all costs
“Dammit Leon you have to continue the Redfield Bloodline and fuck my sister”

- Chris Redfield
by NamesAreDifficult May 15, 2021
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Black Air Force 1

A nigga who don’t give a fuck about his life or future.
Your girl: he grabbed my ass
You: the nigga in the black Air Force 1
You: we just gonna act like it didn’t happen
by Loadingglokkz March 7, 2019
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blind bandit

The undercover identity of Toph Bei-Fong from the TV show "Avatar: The Last Airbender." At a very young age, she signed up for a fighting tournament under this name to escape her parents' detection, and proceeded to kick the asses of all people (mostly grown men) who dare to stand before her.
And now, I give you your champion... The Blind Bandit!

I will offer up this sack of gold to anyone who can defeat the Blind Bandit! ...What? No one dares challenge her?
by medianoche27 January 17, 2009
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