bible black

Origion: Bibles usually had a black leather or paper cover. Since books were expensive a leather cover offered long term use and durability. Printing on the cover was usually in gold lettering.

More Archaic Definition: Bible black originally meant to quote Holy Scripture in such a way as to legitimize cruelty or other evils. The intent is always destructive, with the prideful desire to maintain the appearance of piety and propriety.

Usually, the Scripture has to be taken out of context to meet its dark goal so it will be parsed as a lawyer would to make the true point.

Example 1: Yes, well of course I hate you, "And I will hate you with a perfect hatred".

Ignoring John, "Whoever hates his brother does not remain in the light". Or Jesus, "Whoever hates his brother in his heart commits murder". Or Moses, "You will not hate your brother in your heart".

Example 2: "I've had enough of you and your Bible Black"

by Rev. Fr. Stan Smith December 28, 2005

Biblexual

A person who strongly believes in god,reads the bible often and prays everyday.Yet loves casual Hardcore sex.

Bob:You see that vicar, she is a massive Biblexual.
Liam:Really?
Bob:How'd u think I got all this wine and bread from!
Liam:Confuddled

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

read the bible

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.

"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"

by Kentt August 4, 2007

bible blunt

When Bible pages are used to Roll a Blunt. Generally a Gideons Bible works best.

Last night we went to a hotel and rolled some "sweet" bible blunts.

by kenny Winters December 13, 2007

bible basher

some one who has an obsession for the bible.

also wanting to relese their fluid into the holy book,

jonny: this is some good bible bashing!!
ryan: hellz yer,you bible basher!
jonny:wag1
ryan:poonanny man!

by wag1rudeboi August 8, 2009

Batleth

a guy that loves Star Trek, specifically klingons. usually enjoys online fansites related as such. (and sometimes Disney games) spends most of his time online in front of the computer and doesn't get out much.

Man, that guy sure is a Batleth!

by d0ctor March 14, 2011

biblehumpers

Fundamentalist "Christians" who've never heard the story of Jesus being offered dominion over the world when he was tempted on the mountaintop by Satan; instead of repying "Get thee away Satan" THEY strive to control the world and subjugate all free will

Football fans watching the Super Bowl witnessed a great game and had no idea of a wardrobe malfunction until the biblehumpers started screaming INDECENCY!

by EminemsRevenge September 27, 2006