No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.

You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.

by w.yokum March 14, 2005

Belichick

When you misinterpret a rule.

I'm sorry principal, i didn't know i wasn't supposed to do that, i belichicked the rule.

by mr. cheescake April 13, 2008

behach

a girl

lets go find some behaches

by jediduck July 31, 2003

Behid

When something isn't quite behind an object.

"Hmmm, I can't seem to find a parking space."

"Oh, that's okay, there are loads just behid the Mill Street gates."

by PostieGirl October 18, 2008

Bedickling

The use of glitter and or jewels to decorate the male nether regions.

Have you seen Kent's crotch? Isn't it bedickling?!

by As-holetenter March 16, 2010

No weed left behind!!

You know no child left behind yea fuck that all bud will be smoked tf u doing leaving weed behind dumbass smh- E.L

Pothead1: You ready too go.
Pothead2: Bro u gonna just leave the weed u dropped rolling?
Pothead1: nah imma dust it off.
Pothead2: you ungrateful bitch! NO WEED LEFT BEHIND!!

by Kidd louie August 9, 2017

Bill Belichick

An incredibly smart coach known for gutsy calls and bizarre tactics. Known to throw the red flag to contest a play and get it denied 75 percent of the time. He also makes brilliant calls that give away football games to football geniuses like Peyton Manning who laughs when they go for it on the fourth down at their 29 yard line. Coach of a team who led a perfect season and choked on the last game. If he would have just had another camera on the sideline he would have been able to cheat better. With Tom Brady as your jester, anything is possible, except making an intelligent call to win the game.

I totally pulled a Bill Belichick - I had the game in the bag and then I gave it away.

by tom brady cheat November 16, 2009