BLASTED

BIG B.L.A.S.T.

Be the LAST time you smoke ,

drink, or do drugs.
Some tweaker " BLASTED me" big time

by Holythunder October 15, 2017

basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

by sicksickman September 25, 2018

blasted

Intense central nervous system fatigue and soreness after a heavy workout

I fell down my babygirl's apartment stairs because my legs were so fucking blasted after ATG squats.

by perfectlittlecutie November 27, 2018

Blasted

When you finger someone.

“I blasted Lila at the party last night bro.”

by eggcellant December 2, 2018

Blasted

When someone sucks on their {juul} for too long, they get blasted. High as FUCK.

Dude, I just took a mad hit, now im blasted as fuck.

by icecreamman192 April 14, 2019

Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.

Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.

by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019