Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

weenie beard

tuft of course hair that covers the genital region.

Your jeans are riding a little low. I can see your weenie beard.

by gurly September 29, 2005

Comment beard

The often uncontrolled growth of amusing, cruel and ignorant visitor comments that appears at the end of items on news blogs, YouTube videos, etc.

Did you read the comment beard on the Washington Post website's announcement of Quinn Bradlee's marriage? Vicious!

by airbagmoments June 15, 2010

ass beard

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Chinny beard

Chinny beard (noun) /tʃɪnny bɪəd/
A phrase to exclaim when it is suspected someone is lying or exaggerating, originating from the dubious rubbing of the chin. Perhaps a solely Peterborough term.

"I've got all the pokemon."

"Oh chinny beard av yer."

by catwithlips August 8, 2014

Vacation Beard

When a normally clean shaven fellow lets his facial hair grow the entire week he is on vacation in an attempt to see:
A) How long it will grow

B) How long he will last before it itches so much he has to shave it off

A) Ben was very proud of his vacation beard that he kept until monday morning before his first day back at work.

B) Ben's vacation beard only lasted until Thursday, when the itching became too much and he had to shave it off.

by JayBeeL November 4, 2009

Floating Beard

A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head

Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.

by dqbiz November 4, 2014