Beansprout

Derived from bean - the term of endearment - beansprout refers to said individual when they were younger. This can also refer to a bean who is younger than you.

See fetus.

"Oh my gosh, Darren Criss was such a beansprout back when he was in AVPM!"

"Have you seen Ryan Gosling in Mickey Mouse Club? What a beansprout!'

"Look at my third grade yearbook picture!" "Wow, what a beansprout!"

by dalxndr September 6, 2017

hobo beans

hobo beans are when you eat the beans straight out of the canwith a spoon - without warming the beans up. usually eaten when you are in a rush or being lazy.

John was in a rush to get to work so he only had time for some hobo beans.

by jackothy perkins September 26, 2009

Baked beans

Delicious English delicacy often bringing about flactulance issues.

From "baked" meaning baked and "beans" meaning beans.

Baked beans give me the most frightful wind

by monkeybob November 19, 2004

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

Beans in the Can

When you flip a bitch over, stick her ass up in the air and you proceed to shove your balls in her ass.

Note: Sometimes this sexual process can hurt the man more than the woman.

Why does Shaun and Megan look like they are in pain this morning. Oh, I think when they woke up, Megan asked Shaun for some "beans in the can", and he gave it to her.

by Shameless1 April 2, 2005

Boston Baked Beans

To place your testicles inside a womans ass and then remove them after they have become brown and place them in her mouth.

I gave Susan a nice helping of Boston Baked Beans last night after dinner. I hope that bitch can keep the Bush's secret family recipe

by Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan December 24, 2008

pork n' beans

one of the many areas in northwest miami you want to stay away from; a nickname for an area in the liberty city hood in miami, it got it's name because back in the day the doors of all of it's houses were painted an orange color resembling the color of pork and beans, other houses in the area had green and blue doors

person 1: yo did ya hear bout' da nigga dat got capped in tha pork n' beans, let's go check it out

person 2: na mang I aint going anywhere in northwest miami

by 305 mexican October 27, 2007