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Brad Toth

The god and source of all thicc calves in the state of Texas.
Thank you, Brad Toth, for my sexy sexy calves.
by Timmothy McGay May 22, 2019
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Brad Williams

How tall is Brad Williams?
Midget.
by CheesyMna January 14, 2023
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Brad Newsham

A fucking legend and knows how to actually fix cars unlike every fucker in the world
by Pussymaster21 February 24, 2021
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Brad Fork

The extra plastic fork you get at every meal event for that one friend or coworker usually named Brad that breaks his fork trying to cut his meat
Good think I got a Brad fork, Brad broke his again trying to cut a piece of ham
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Brad Pitt

SayingHitler” is bad so i’m replacing it with “Brad Pitt”
by ion0320 November 4, 2019
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Brad's Bounce

When playing golf and you hit an errant shot, but somehow you get lucky and the ball ends up just fine, and you salvage a par or better.
Riley's ball took a Brad's Bounce when the ball hit the tree and landed on the green for an easy birdie.
by Big B of Memphis May 17, 2020
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Brad Turner

Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.

But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
by Captkitteh July 16, 2016
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