pizza bagel

A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!

"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."

by B. Agel May 31, 2007

Bagel

A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table.

kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!

by alumsquad August 31, 2011

Bagel-Whore

A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.

Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.

Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.

by Sno-kween December 28, 2008

whiskey bagel

The female alternative to whiskey dick.

"I was partying at Tortuga, and I was so drunk that I had a bad case of the whiskey bagel."

by barazov December 20, 2008

Rusty Bagel

When you eat a red heads butthole and her anus is extremely hairy (hence the rust)!

Yo tyler did you see that redhead! I'd give her a rusty bagel

by Isaac Lustig August 5, 2017

babelicious

Babe + delicious. Describes the sexiness of a female. Is often deliberately used in the porn industry, but can be also used on praising a T+ image.

It may also describe a covetous man, but that seems to be rather a wide-spread mistake.

by Zdenek August 18, 2004

Whore bagel

Whore bagel is an insult that is usually directed towards people who are stupid and or more "whorish" then others.

Brianna you aint nothin but a dirty whore bagel!

by Benton November 15, 2004